Total Medals Earned: 595 (From 66 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,260 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (400/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Die ten times
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 10/17 (205/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 12/13 (345/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 6/23 (50/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Collect mfm card
Buy your first weapon
Completed first story level
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed second story level
Unlock a mag-lock
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/590 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps